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a post to hold you over

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until i can get ahold of my sisturd’s camera and get pictures off to put here and stuff. i thought i would hold you over with some things i learned from nathaniel this weekend. I will preface this with some personal information. i have alot of irrational fears. and i mean REAL irrational fears. like for instance....

my bellybutton is totally off limits. if you touch it i will most likely vomit. ALTHO i seriously believe if you mess with it it will come undone and my innards will fly out like a can of snakes. i’m serious.

i have a few (alot) more but you get the idea for this little story. here is a conversation nat and i had on our walk back from the restaurant to the car.

jen: i am so full i am going to explode
nat: who’s the piggy?
jen: if i explode, will you push my guts back in?
nat: no (also shaking his head)
jen: you don’t love me enough to shove my guts back in?
nat: i would probably laugh at you...it would be funny
jen: funny? what’s so funny about my guts all over the sidewalk?
nat: everything that’s all funny. would you push my guts back in if they fell out?
jen: maybe with a stick or my shoe i’d push yer guts back in!!
nat: hmmm
jen: so if my guts all come out you’re just going to leave me there with my innards all over the sidewalk...at this point we walk past two elderly ladies sitting on folding chairs on the sidewalk. i see one lady look at me with a blank stare.
nat: yes, i would just leave you there
jen: but then vultures will come and eat my guts!!!!!!
nat: that would be even funnier
jen: you can’t let vultures eat my guts!
nat frowning at me shakes his head yes
jen: what good are you?

i had a fun weekend filled with fireworks and eating and friends but i will post pictures soon. enjoy my guts story in the meantime.

Posted by Jennifer on 07/05 at 02:32 PM ♥ Comments (6)