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ok i SWEAR i had this posted then i was doing some spring cleaning in the blog here and i think in some delusional state i dleted it somehow. So i am sure they won’t be the same but i’ll repost what i saw over at Karen’s blog

You are supposed to tell everyone (the WORLD) five weird thigns about you. The list should be bigger for me. i have hundreds, altho Nat is not very good at helping me remember all of them.

1. I cannot sleep in the same room with a blinking light. EVER. Nat says you are supposed to shut your eyes and therefore you won’t SEE IT. I beg to differ, i KNOW it’s THERE and simply can’t deal with it. This is a major problem if you own a mac or powerbook. When they sleep they have a pulsing white light.

2. I will not eat stuff my fingers have touched EXCEPT french fries

3. I am a salt-aholic. I was sadly outed about this recently when Nat bought for me a one inch button that said SALT with a shaker on it and i got all excited. I was in the prescence of Stevie and her mom in her Renegade booth at the time. I had to hang my head and say yes i eat salt. plain. i am weird i know this.

4. I do not like the corwn of my head to be touched by anyone. Even a hairdresser, which results in me fliching and freaking out. If you touch the crown of my head prepare to die.

5. Nat says stuff like i bite my nails off. That’s not very weird. He also says i see very dog everywhere. That’s not weird either. I judge movies based upon their opening titles. They have to be set in a decent typeface for me to even take the movie seriously. I also judge many things based on typefaces chosen.
I refuse to hold or touch an umbrella. I’d rather get wet than hold one. Everyone thinks it’s because you don’t want it to turn inside out, but that’s not the case. Just holding it makes me sweat and nervous. I will not ever walk on those grates you see in the sidewalk on the east coast. Nat laughed at me all last week in Philly cause i hold my breath and avoid those like the plague. I KNOW i of all people will fall thru one of them. I have many many irrational fears. Such as if you stick your finger in my belly button i am CONVINCED it will open and my innards will fly out like a can of snakes. Also this action will make me feel like i have to vomit. I have to run up open staircases, thinking a hand could grab at my ankle. I sneeze about on average 15 times. Most people sneeze once or twice and i sneeze for 5 min. It’s painful and loud and hurts. Most people ask if i am ok. My family says STOP IT. like i WANT TO SNEEZE THIS WAY. you know IF I COULD STOP IT I WOULD ALREADY! I also hiccup everyday. I am like a circus freak.

Posted by Jennifer on 10/09 at 12:02 PM ♥ Comments (4)