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i now i’ve pasted conversation with Nat up here before… i am sure many of you think these are fabricated in some way or another. Oh let me assure you they are not. We have exciting conversations like what will he do if i explode? or how i tricked him once in the almost four years we’ve been dating into saying a lot instead of some here’s another true pasted conversation via AIM

Jen: i didn’t think you knew my middle name
Nat: why?
Jen: i don’t know.. i’ve never ever heard you say my name
Nat: so? i say your name sometimes
Jen: never
Nat: you already know your name i don’t have to say it to you
Jen: you’ve been talking to strange people in the 4 years we’ve been dating and yet have never introduced me.. EVER
Nat: oh
Jen: so either you don’t know the name of who you are talking to OR you don’t know my name
Nat: i know your name maybe i don’t know the name of who i am talking to
Jen: perhaps.... i am still not convinced
Nat: why not? jennnifer
Jen: that’s maybe two times i’ve ever heard you say jennifer in almost 4 years
Jen: no one knows i exist! they probably think you have an imaginary girlfriend
Nat: maybe, but they know your imaginary name is jennnifer
Jen: wait! you probably don’t call me your girlfriend
Nat: what else would i call you?
Jen: it’s probably your “friend” that is imaginary called “jennifer”
Nat: yes when they say what did you do this weekend i say i did stuff with my “friend” who is imaginary called “jennnifer"..."i went to the movies with my “friend” who is imaginary called “jennifer"… and i told my parents “my “friend” who is imaginary called “jennifer” was sick this week”
Jen: i didn’t go to the movies with you....that must be your OTHER FRIEND NAMED JENNIFER

yes..we lead exciting lives. you heard it here first.

Posted by Jennifer on 05/08 at 11:22 PM ♥ Comments (5)